{"product_id":"sassy-sushi-nigiri","title":"Sassy Sushi Nigiri","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='\\\"font-size:'\u003eSassy Sushi Nigiri doesn’t tell jokes – he dismantles the concept of humour itself. A cult name on the alternative-comedy circuit, he’s known for abstract rice-based metaphors, and his iconic balancing slab of salmon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='\\\"font-size:'\u003eHis last performance was a 45-minute set from inside a bin. (“A comment on compartmentalisation,” he explained.) Amuseables Cauliflower still doesn’t get it, but he lets Nigiri open all his shows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style='\\\"font-size:'\u003eHe might not be everyone’s flavour – but for those in the know, he’s umami gold.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \n\n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/dt\u003e\n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003e6cm x 7cm x 4cm\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-sitting_height tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eSitting Height: \u003c\/dt\u003e\n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003e6cm\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-material tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eMain Materials: \u003c\/dt\u003e\n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003ePolyester\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_inner_filling tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eInner Filling: \u003c\/dt\u003e\n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003ePolyester Fibres, PE Beans\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_eye_type tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003eEmbroidered Eye\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \n    \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-sku tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n      \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eSKU:\u003c\/dt\u003e\n      \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline-block tw-my-0\"\u003eSASS3N\u003c\/dd\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \n\n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-washing_and_care_instructions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eCare Instructions: \u003c\/dt\u003e\n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003e30 degree Celsius wash only; do not tumble dry, dry clean or iron. Check all labels upon arrival of purchase\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-safety_recommendations tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \u003cdt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\"\u003eSafety Recommendations: \u003c\/dt\u003e\n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003eSuitable from birth\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n      \u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-safety_testing tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n          \n          \u003cdd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\"\u003eTested to and complies with EN71, ASTM, and ISO 8124\u003c\/dd\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"jellycat.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54105588334929,"sku":"SASS3N","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/4213\/1793\/files\/SASS3N__17251.1727977903.jpg?v=1781946531","url":"https:\/\/xardri-cz.myshopify.com\/products\/sassy-sushi-nigiri","provider":"The Cozy Critter Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}